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Grande Masterpiece

by W. Cryderman

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MAYBE TOMORROW think I made a friend at least now it’s looking like a friend but I don’t know I guess I may move a little slow or too fast maybe tomorrow they’ll have something left to say I won’t expect but a “how do you do?” my whole reflection just looks dusted and decayed but maybe tomorrow I’ll be okay fear of missing out I can’t help but feel it when I come wish I was a cloud at least there’d be reason for some rain, oh yeah maybe tomorrow they’ll have something left to say I won’t expect but a “how do you do?” my whole reflection just looks dusted and decayed but maybe tomorrow I’ll be okay, hey hey maybe tomorrow I’ll be okay
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Limbs 04:56
LIMBS when you opened up your other kind of door I was fearful like I never was before all I require is a little weed and a little fire should you want the position, you’re hired when you spread out all your other kind of limbs I grew tearful, even, just to catch a glimpse all I require is a little weed and a little fire should you want the position, you’re hired now you’re blinking with your other kind of eye could I live broken forever just to be a guy all I require is a little weed and a little fire should you want the position, you’re hired you’re hired
3.
Jerks 03:51
JERKS I don’t know just what you see I don’t know just what you see I see four and you see three and all I got is time, enough to be what stuff you need found a place where I can be found a place where I can be all the other jerks took leave and all I am is thread, enough to stitch you up some blanket for your bed are you near, do you kneel, do you need? have you fear, do you feel? drink your beer, pay your bill, go home and bleed were you reared, are you real? there’s a snowman on my sleeve there’s a snowman on my sleeve would you die for you belief? cuz all I got is time, enough to be what stuff you need
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Machete 03:29
MACHETE riding my bicycle to the meet and greet got wrinkled clothing and some stinking feet my machete it don’t make a sound are you ready to bring it down? living in the future stuck to the past step one the bigot step two’s the cast I got trust in baseball bat I’ll get bustin’ should it come to that in between the graveyard and the promised land made a big distinction ‘bout who gets to dance my behavior may be lacking wit but your so-called savior would probably take a hit
5.
GIMME A SCARE crawl through the night there’s a craving or two wake, feeling bad why so sad, what’d you do? what’d you do? a crash, a shotgun blast scattered bird, scattered blue back on the horse there’s no remorse for this dude so what’d you do, what’d you do? I don’t know why we’re still strangers you’d think we might’ve met somewhere and if loving you’s a danger then give me a scare, give me a scare rambunctious light you say what’s right, say what’s true back at the house I’m the mouse, nothing new nothing new nothing new and I don’t know why we’re still strangers you’d think we might’ve met somewhere and if loving you’s a danger then give me a scare, give me a scare
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THE HANDED I WAS DEALT lights up bright, you can see okay and you feel okay your tongue is tied to your open eye and you feel okay but in the middle of the town breaking windows, feeling down as you ever felt continue flocking far and wide coming up empty handed every time it’s the handed I was dealt cut a rug, shine your mug say a little prayer for some lovely stuff, ugly stuff for the water and the air for some lovely stuff, ugly stuff say a little prayer cuz in the middle of the town breaking windows, feeling down continue flocking far and wide coming up empty handed every time it’s the handed I was dealt my baby, up and gone she left me in a cloud of smoke some farewell it’s the handed I was dealt my, my, the handed I was dealt lovely stuff, ugly stuff lovely stuff, ugly stuff lovely stuff, ugly stuff lovely stuff, ugly stuff
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NIGHTMARE OF A FOOL in my time there’s no wood there’s no steel there’s no good and in my head there’s no health that’s what I tell myself in my time it’s all shit all the humans blowing it and in my head there’s no god only loss, only love it’s only love, only love so break your arm fake your charm and you break your form as you fall on your sword in my time there’s no foul no forgiveness there’s no good and in my head I’m a ghoul I’m a nightmare of a fool so break your arm fake your charm and you break your form as you fall on your sword
8.
Searching 2 04:52
SEARCHING 2 all the clothes smell like smoke rummaging through a pile for something that might do left the kids in the car while you went to grab some beer or something that might do I’m searching too I’m searching too on the road to Winnemucc’ blew a tire and found some work or something that might do but it’s not enough to pay my pill blew a guy who found a vein or something that might do I’m searching too I’m searching too seventeen and picking stone carve the name and something nice or something that might do call me mother, call me whore gave you life and paved a way to something that might do I’m searching too I’m searching too
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Sheryl Crow 03:52
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GRANDE MASTERPIECE I’ve got a way of thinking but it don’t involve stuff like you and I’ve got a way of sinking but I won’t tell my whole truth cuz I don’t speak to police ever since I bent my beak on some grande masterpiece I’ve got a way of laughing when things get rough, when things get tough privy to understaffing for to scrape enough, for to keep me buff but I don’t speak to police ever since I bent my beak on some grande masterpiece and all that’s left’s the mark of the beast I’ve got a way of changing things around to fit my sane all my opinions ranging from “it’s to much” to me mansplain but I don’t speak to police ever since I bent my beak on some grande masterpiece

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W. Cryderman was formed in the summer of 2016, when Ryan Christopher Parks (B. Hamilton) convinced longtime friend Ryan Holzer (Billy Talbot Band, Even Stills) to return to Oakland from South Dakota to make a record. Andrew Macy (B. Hamilton, Tall Grass) and Raj Ojha (B. Hamilton, Once & Future Band) joined in and together they created “Cryderman”, the band’s debut, in 2018.

Two years (and an added W.) later, the band is set to release its sophomore effort, “Grande Masterpiece”, recorded/mixed/mastered by Ojha at the band’s rehearsal space in Oakland. It holds true to the live, raw nature of previous, while, again with the help of the multitalented Joel Robinow (Once and Future Band), brings a new, more honed sound to Holzer’s songs. All members are currently sheltering in place in Oakland, California.

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released July 3, 2020

Cryderman is
Ryan James Holzer - Guitar, Lead Vocals
Ryan Christopher Parks - Lead Guitar
Andrew Macy - Bass
Raj Kumar Ojha - Drums

Additional Album Credits
Joel Robinow - Backing Vocals, Organ, Piano
Desiree Cannon - Backing Vocals on “Gimme a Scare”
Billy Talbot - Backing Vocals on “Gimme a Scare”

Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Raj Kumar Ojha at OKR Studios
Cover artwork by Sarah Trigueros
Album cover layout by Luke Judd

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W. Cryderman was formed in 2016 by friends Ryan James Holzer (Billy Talbot Band), Ryan Christopher Parks (B. Hamilton), Raj Ojha (Once and Future Band), and Andrew Macy (Tall Grass) in Oakland, California. Their self-made sophomore release, “Grande Masterpiece”, is now available for download. ... more

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